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<p align="center"><font face="Courier New"><b>Last Update:</b>
October 14, 2010</font></p>
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CHILEAN MINERS RESCUEd but... </font>
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PETA
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at the San Jose mine in Chile. Despite the fact that all 33
miners were saved and are apparently in good
health, the animal rights group was dismayed to learn that
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rescue effort. PETA activists then interrupted a
press conference by shouting insults at one of the freed
miners, prompting the traumatized man to scream, <i> " "Callate la boca "</i> which essentially means: "Shut
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Clooney consults with the prez </font>
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George Clooney met with Barack Obama recently at the White House to brief the
president on the actor's recent trip to the Sudan. Clooney
says he hopes to help broker a peace deal in the war-ravaged nation within the next 90 days.
Sudanese president Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir says any possibility
of a peace agreement hinges on Clooney agreeing to co-star with Michelle Pfeiffer in a sequel
to <i>One Fine Day</i>, which al-Bashir says is "one of his all-time favorite movies."</span></p><br><br>
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A report in
the New York Daily News claims that Al Qaeda has published a "slick
propaganda publication" which calls for future attacks on U.S.
federal government employees. This propaganda publication is
said to be unrelated to a similar publication issued by House Republicans
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The adult film industry is <a href="def_roiling.htm">roiling</a> over
reports that a porn star recently tested positive for HIV, and a local
Los Angeles clinic is quarantining other actors who may have been infected.
This is the second such incident in the past six years. In 2004,
Darren James (no relation to Lebron, I believe) was also found to be infected by
the disease and he in turn infected three of
his adult co-stars. What is really bizarre is that the article in the Los Angeles Times
describes James as "a
well-liked porn star known for his courteous nature on set."
<i>OH -
OK!!!</i> So, you mean he would show up on the set and greet the
other porn stars by saying, "Good afternoon, ladies, would it be
terribly untoward of me if I <i>f-&@%#-ed you in the a-%^&???" </i>
Or maybe: <i>
"Pardon me, Miss, I hate to bother you, but would you mind s-&$%^-ing
my c-%^%& at your earliest convenience???" </i>Seriously -
a <i>well-liked and courteous porn star??? LMFAO!!!</i></span></p>
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